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nanyang polytechnic

cool school beside mrt with some students being high ego
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neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.
I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.
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neaky neaky

pertaining to anything inappropriate.

i.e: eiffel tower, london bridge, milkshake, kitty feeder, to throw the hotdog down the hallway, burning retinas, hashmere, etc.
Waiter: Hey, welcome to Red Robins. What can I get you to start out with?
C-Dog: Can you feed my kitty?
J-Ho: NEAKY NEAKY!!

Customer Service Representative: Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless. How can I be of assistance today?
J-Ho: Do you want a milkshake?
C-Dog: NEAKY NEAKY!

(ring ring) Brad: Hello?
C-Dog: Was fucking Erin like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
J-Ho: NEAKY NEAKY!

BeBop: You're burning my fucking retinas, you fucking asshole!
C-Dog: That's not nice.
J-Ho: That was kinda neaky neaky.
C-Dog: I'll fucking Eiffel Tower the fuck out of Bebop.
J-Ho: NEAKY NEAKY!

Voicemail: Please your message after the beep. (BEEP)
J-Ho: Oh Hashmere. Touch me right here. Ohhhh... Hashmere. You know how to touch me right. Oh Hashmere, you are so good to me woman. You like sun and moon to me Hashmere. Oh Hashmere.........(continuous Hashmere sexing)
C-Dog: Shit son. That's fucking neaky neaky.
Hashmere: Fuck yeah, it's neaky neaky.
by hashmere January 27, 2009
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NEALybabe

right, well this is another word for pre-ejaculation.
i would just like to point out that that this only ever really happens to gayboys.

basically it occurs when the male becomes rather exited, you could explode at ant moment, in the middle of sex, or even before the clothes have started beeing torn off each other ;)

basically it doesnt happen a lot.
there is only one guy in the whole of wellingborough that we know of that this has happened too and as im not allowed to name any names, im pretty sure if your from wellingborough, you know who it is! :) okay

NEALybabe is just another name for cumming to quick really. you see the subject at hand had a chance with two fine female examples, they each thought yeah hes fit hell be good in bed but unfortunately he pulled a NEAL, hence where NEALybabe orrigionated from.

just to give extreme examples of when NEALybabes may occur, the first girl he actually made it to having sex with her but unfortunately for the unforseeing female, the subject lasted about 3-5 minutes.
At the other end of the scale is yet another extreme example, this time the second female didnt quite get as far, not even as far as foreplay. the subject and the second female were just kissing while gently moving her hand up the subjects thigh when he stopped, shuddered and let out a little whine, then explaining that he had just creamed. DREAD!

now remember that these were 2 extreme examples at opposite sides of the scale.
so remember lads is actually is possible as i have just given an example, you can pull a NEALybabe.
so think before sex!
1) "oh my godd! he just pulled a NEAL"

2) "im really sorry babes, ive just gone and NEALybabed"

3) "your so shit, as if you just NEALybabed all over my new bedsheets, i cant believe you!"

4) "dont worry love, ive never NEALybabed, so we can have fun"

these are also extreme examples of how NEALybabe may be put into context.
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Neanderthal Syndrome

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.
*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.
by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011
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nerny

Any little piece of foreign matter hanging off your person.
He had a nerny on his face that ended up being a piece of tissue.
by debee55 February 4, 2009
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nyanyanyannyan

The word(s) to say when you feel like interupting someone.
John: Hey man I've had such a bad day toda...

Steve:NYANYANYANNYAN!!!.....
by ladlelord727 February 3, 2012
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