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naughty america

Porn site that purveys cheesy porn, enjoyed by college students worldwide.
Dale: "My porn is downloading at 70kbits/second."
Andrew: "I hope it's Naughty America!"
by Tom Avagadro October 27, 2007
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naughty things

by Cock479 July 16, 2021
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Naughty Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
by Phil Price December 9, 2008
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naughty numbers

A game called "naughty numbers" in which you spread a deck of cards on the floor, (remove the kings and queens.) Flip all the cards face down. Now, someone picks up a card, and someone else has to dare them to do something the number of times inidicated on the card chosen. (Usually sexual.)
Examples of dares in naughty numbers:
1. Mosh whilst naked # times!
2. Flash people # times.
3. Shed # peices of clothing.
4. Etc. :)
by Kelsey, Sarah, Brittany October 30, 2007
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naughty fatty

A naughty fatty is not necessarily FAT, but is a term used to describe a person's eating habits.

A naughty fatty is the kid that hides a few cookies in his pocket for later.
Or eats his entire meal and then the rest of what his buddy didn't finish.

A naught fatty loves treats and might arrive late to class because he stopped on the way to grab a "snack."

He loves snacks.
He also loves buffets.

He'll take a handful of candy from any doctors office or bank dish, as opposed to the general "one per person rule."

A naughty fatty is sly when it comes to food.
He loves eating in all the wrong places at all the wrong times.
Everyone goes to the store for a salad.
Naughty Fatty slips a candy bar on the conveyor belt.
by fpo January 13, 2008
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naughty cardarelli

A sex move involving a remote control, maple syrup, goat piss and a car muffler.
I can't believe that girl let me give her a naughty cardarelli last night!
by J Bizzel April 2, 2009
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naughty cash

n. money used, or earmarked, for wild sprees, sex toys, trips to Vegas etc.
I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2011
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