Noticiero Univision

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009

Notifuck

To flood another person's Facebook account with notifications consisting posts, comments, tags and "likes". This sometimes causes the notification pop-ups to overwhelm the users screen.

Felix and Ian decided to notifuck her by "liking" every picture in photo album

To play a prank on a freshmen, all of the seniors "liked" and commented on every single post, picture and status of his for the past year, thereby notifucking him.

by PeejayMaurice November 4, 2010

notice me e-mail

In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.

(an example "notice me e-mail")

From: Molly Worker
To: [e-mail]
Date: 03/27/05 23:17:04 EST
Subject: Deliverable deadline

Hi all... I just wanted to let you all know that I have received most of your status reports, but that the deliverable deadline is fixed. Therefore, if you will not be able to make the deadline, please adjust your status report schedule to fit the deadline.

Thanks!

--
Molly Worker

by Paddy O'Haloren July 16, 2008

Notice

Something which grabs someones attention
Can be a sign
A notification such as on facebook
Or Noticing someone

Example 1:
P1: Woah Duddddde.. I love driving fast
P2: You should really pay attention to the speed limit
P1: Where is that?!
P2: Look at the notice mate
CRAAAASH!!!

Example 2:
P1: Uggghh FFS.. Another Bloody Notification
P1: I don't care that someone else has taken the same quiz as me!!!

Example 3:
P1: Hey... I noticed you noticing me.. and I wanted you to notice that I noticed you noticing me.. and next time I notice you noticing me.. I want you to notice that I noticed you noticing me.. without me having to say so ;)
P2: F**CCKKK YOUU!
P1: WTF?!
P3: LOLOLOLOLOL

by Ashdem July 5, 2009

Notional Hand Job

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.

"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."

by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011

on notice

When playing a best of game and one player is a single game or match away from losing they are said to be on notice.

Ben is one match away from losing this game. Drew put his ass on notice.

by etard elite December 25, 2010

Nigger Notice

When a Nigger (not a black person) gives his 2 weeks notice at a job (which almost never happens cause we all know that niggers only consider smoking blunts, trickin on hoes and drinking malt liquors jobs) and doesnt show up the next day.

Brian: Dammit! I cant believe that little stinking coon gave me a nigger notice. He told me "YO MAN I CLEAN ONEADOSE GRILLZ UP TOMORROW WEEZ ONLY NEEDS DA ONE".

by B-rabbit29 November 18, 2010