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Napoleon Dynamitus

Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.
by coolguyjim June 26, 2005
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nasal

Donnie: Ayo dawg, the bitch that I was wit last night was wylinnnn bro she loved doing nasal.
Mikey: I mean, hey, the coke fiends are always the best in bed.
by fairyfaggot February 28, 2021
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accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
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work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."
Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.
by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005
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napoleon

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."
by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011
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nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010
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nasal naughtyness

right as you are about to cum all over a girls face, you place the tip of your cock into the nostril of the female then blow your load....
jenny pissed me off so i gave her some nasal naugthtyness last night
by ... May 17, 2003
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