Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

nanoprodigy

NanoProdigy is an Asian YouTuber who plays a popular game called "ROBLOX." A lot of his fanbase came in 2017 from the game on "ROBLOX" Shinobi Life. He sometimes posts the popular game Rogue Lineage and another game on Roblox, "Ken Omega." He has about 69k on Youtube.

dude 1: Aye bro, you saw that new NanoProdigy video?
dude 2: YESSIR! YUUUUR MAN LISTEN.
dude 1: He was showcasing that new uber druid my man YUUR.

by randomdudeonthenet May 19, 2020

Napper

Short for Mennonites or Mennonappers

Fuck can those nappers run.

by Squirrely D February 4, 2021

nigger napper

A Person of any race who only targets and kid naps young niggers or Niglets(Mini Niggers) Not to be confused with Midgets.

Did you guys here what tom did over the weekend? No what did he do!? He went full nigger napper and stole like 5 kids.

by King NIgger September 11, 2013

Napoleon Hunting

When a big girl goes after a guy who is noticeably smaller in stature

Dude you see that chick wes left with
Yeah she was totally Napoleon hunting tonight

by Goolick August 1, 2008

Napoleon Dynamitus

Napoleon Dynamitus is what happens when a TV show and/or movie is so funny that people quote it until said TV show and/or movie is not funny anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite was good until it caught Napoleon Dynamitus.

by coolguyjim June 26, 2005

napoleon

A short dead dude.

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."

by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011