(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the mystery taximug. by Okisbo January 27, 2017
Get the White Mysterymug. by i on the rainbow July 16, 2017
Get the kinky mysterymug. A webnovel that consists of 8 volumes, written by the Chinese author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, and the main character is a young man named Klein Moretti.
“One of the best novels I read”
“Amazing world-building”
“Love the characters, especially Amon”
“Klein should be better to Arrodes…”
“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”
“Amazing world-building”
“Love the characters, especially Amon”
“Klein should be better to Arrodes…”
“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”
by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022
Get the Lord of the Mysteriesmug. When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.
by UrbanAF May 4, 2018
Get the Mystery Mixmug. When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018
Get the Mystery Nutmug. by DatFag February 28, 2014
Get the shit mysterymug.