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Marffers

Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.
"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"

"That, good sir,would be Marffers"

"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"
by Nora_Chow March 25, 2009
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mnarf

mnarf is a burrito that is eaten in holland. an mnarf is mnoke and snarf put together, and put some monkeycheeks on it.
i ate yesterday some mnarf buritto, it was fucking awesome!!
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marfilying

To take someone's log from a queue without permission. A term commonly used in the IT industry.
Give me back my log you stupid Marfilyer.
by Brent February 3, 2005
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marfy

Completely in dis-array. Messed up. Out of sorts and not organized. Tore back.
She woke up from spending the night and her hair was completely marfy.
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marf

A contraction of the words muff and barf. Muff meaning vagina and barf meaning....barf. Slang for the technical term vaginal vomit.
Will can you clean up the couch? Your girlfriend and all her STDs left some marf on it the last time you guys boned.
by Hayden Mckay March 24, 2011
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Marf

Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.
I'm hanging with my Marfs.
by MarfMan August 9, 2012
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Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.
Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.
by JBMooney March 3, 2019
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