When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
Get the awkward mustachemug. by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019
Get the Minshew mustachemug. Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
by Reliquium May 31, 2004
Get the mustache ridemug. a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007
Get the molester mustachemug. 1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009
Get the Porno mustache mug. by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006
Get the Columbian Mustachemug. to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007
Get the crusty mustachemug.