Elon Musk 

an asshole who bought twitter to make it so you need to pay 8 dollars to get verified

some random guy: dude have you heard of what elon musk did to twitter?
another random guy: i fucking hate him

Elon Musk by iiSuper November 9, 2022

Elon Musk 

Who is Elon Musk?

He’s like a little kid in a playroom, with cars and rockets and a little star and space playmat, making whoosh and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.

But like...

With a lot of money.

That’s Elon Musk.

“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’t he the guy who launched a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with a lot of money.”

Elon Musk by josie758 March 19, 2018

Elon Musk 

Retard

'God, you're such an Elon Musk, Gerald"

Elon Musk by ShakenChiptheGay October 18, 2023

Elon Musk 

Some asshole man-child who happens to be the richest man in the world. Recently bought Twitter to promote transphobia, and is currently trying to be a real life Tony Stark. It just so happens that he is failing miserably at being a real life Tony Stark.

Ugh, did you hear that whole brain thing Elon Musk did with monkeys?
Yeah, I think most of them died. And I heard he's moving onto humans next.

Elon Musk by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Elon Musk 

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elon Musk 

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

Elon Musk by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Elon Musk 

The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.

Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."

Elon Musk by James R Clobum June 8, 2021