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by Ashley June 14, 2004
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Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.
After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.
by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006
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marching band

The single most awesome thing in the high school world. NEVER date a girl from marching band because they are all connected to each other, and you don't have a chance with more than one.
by Hanz, but not franz June 7, 2005
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marching band

a group of students with instruments that march in various formations during pre-game and/or half-time while playing aforementioned instruments

band members are subject to hear such phrases from the band director as...

1. "feet on the beat, feet on the beat"
2. "pick up those knees!!!"
3. "that's not attention!!!"
4. "this is a marching band, NOT a walking band!!"
5. "keep those bells up!! you're not waiting for a bus!!"
6. "left! left! left!"
7. "this is a fight song, not a lullaby!!!"
8. "come on, row that boat!!!"
9. "posture people, POSTURE!!!!"
10. "ARRGH!!!!" (and other crazy-pirate sounding yells)

in addition, students may hear various words and/or phrases from other students, such as yelling, chanting, and various profanities
the marching band's lines were horribly crooked during its pre-game routine.
by band.dances.are.amazing November 14, 2005
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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013
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Pittsburg Marching Show Band

The best high school band in the world with the best and coolest band students in the world; and the drumline and trumpets are the bomb
Woah that Pittsburg Marching show band is the best high school band ever!
by GROD94 January 11, 2009
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Time Munching

Steph: YO, When is Jordan gonna get here?
Purple: Fuck knows. He's probably still time munching having a wank.
by purple qin December 27, 2009
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