A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".
baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle
by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010
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A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
by DJ Silky Nick November 3, 2011
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Just like the munchies you get from being high, this is getting very hungry after having some really good sex.

This mostly happens to guys after a good fucking session. This ensures you sleep well- satisfied x 2 !
Late at night:
"Are there some sandwiches still left in the fridge baby?*
"Yea I gat the Sex Munchies too John, get me some as well."
by Ntee August 11, 2013
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The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
by AnonymousBoozer March 19, 2008
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Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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When you really need to ear some metal music.
-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party
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1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.
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by Sixthleafclover December 13, 2010
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