Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm
Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
by Zack George April 26, 2004
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To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.
This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.
The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
by Jamiesons & Craig March 30, 2011
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Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.
by McGrotes December 17, 2011
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by surfer20 May 19, 2005
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Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.
A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.
A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.
see also: cretin & grasser
Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.
A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.
A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.
see also: cretin & grasser
1. "Don't be such a mumford, go home and have a bath!"
2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"
2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"
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Get the Mumpy mug.(n) a fat vagina. usually used to describe a visible fat vagina through overly tight clothing on women.
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