Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

by MacW October 22, 2003

mumpkin

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

by mumpkin lover April 8, 2004

mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

Mumpy Dumpy

Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.

"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"

by Ekulnannerb January 23, 2020

Mumper

Similar to a 'Dohdle', but generally reserved for small animals such as chinchillas, dogs and animated characters. Mumpers generally do not understand the circumstance in which they find themselves as they are so cute and helpless.

Can also be combined with 'Dohdle' to make 'Mumper-dohdle'.

Suffixes include, but are not limited to, "man", "woman", "dohdle", "bumper", "chumper", "trumpet", "face".

"Awww, look at her, she's such a wee mumper."

by Mr Pseudonym Anonymous July 18, 2009

mumpies

the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.

The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

by poobro69 March 5, 2011

mumpty

A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.

Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.

by Mumpty lover March 13, 2005