muggle up

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt

hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Muggle

A term by savantists (who usually have some neurodivergent diagnosis) for neurotypical people with average, above average, or completely inept abilities in their area/field of savantism (can be multiple areas).

The kid tutoring me in calculus slammed his palms to his forehead and called me a “fugging muggle” cuz I didn’t understand the chain rule proof he wrote,
if he wasn’t 13 and didn’t have Aspergerger’s I’d whup that ass.

by omfgireallydontcare December 18, 2018

Muggles

Some mad cunt who had red hair. Beast at everything he does

Muggles you mad cunt

by Lmuggleton0 April 23, 2021

Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.

Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.

by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025

Muggle

Being plain skinned. Having no tattoos, piercings or body mods. Being unexceptional and boring.

Your sunday school teacher is a muggle.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017

muggle blood

A derogatory term used for a person without magical abilities.

Look at that filthy fucking muggle blood!

by PotterCase January 9, 2019

Muggling

The act of smuggling a muggle.

When a student smuggles a muggle into Hogwarts to cheat in muggle studies, it's called muggle smuggling or "muggling".

The word combines "Muggle" (a non-magical person in the Harry Potter universe) and "smuggling" (the act of sneaking contraband).

"The aurors successfully busted a muggling ring today in which several students were involved with sneaking muggles into Hogwarts via a tunnel through Hogsmead"

by PrinceGreySkull January 25, 2025