muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Muffin

A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o

Chocolate chip muffins are the best.

by Nikki March 27, 2005

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Muffin

What a defender yells when you fuck up an easy ass shot

Attacker:*misses easiest shot ever*
Defender: MUFFIN!!

by Official word Nugget October 23, 2023

Muffin

A nickname given to someone very important to you. Also given to someone who you love very much.

Girlfriend- "You mean the world to me muffin."
Muffin- "Aww"

by typethiseasy March 14, 2020

Muffin

The adorable nickname Lauren German and Tom Ellis use for each other

Happy birthday Muffin

I’ve been trying to get Muffin Top out of her trailer for hours
Muffin humor

by ✨bepositive✨ August 28, 2020