hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

mono

An STD for people who have only got to first base.

Mono is more embarrassing than herpes.

by Schovie August 7, 2007

The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

Mono

Mono is a mixtape by the leJINdary leader himself, Kim Namjoon.
It is known to heal hearts and mind. Stan BTS Bitch.

Listen to mono bishes.

by DailyDoseOfUWUs November 10, 2018

Mono from little nightmares

A 10-year-old mf that got betrayed by a Coraline ripoff and now is a depressed pixie stick

Person 1: yo, do you Mono from little nightmares?
Person 2: u mean that kid that looks like dr. Flug from villainous?
Person 1: yeah

by Your local Val June 25, 2021

monobrow

Two eyebrows that join into one.

Look at that hobo over there, he's got a monobrow!

by Rit December 14, 2004

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003