Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

by brown_mosquito April 09, 2014

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 02, 2016

mosquito

A guy that refuses to go away; a man that can not take a hint.

A person that uses other people.

Girl, this nigga is playing misquito like he can't get the message.

by Angeleka September 19, 2003

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag August 27, 2006

mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.

Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!

by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006

dirty mosquito

It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.

"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."

by Theoddoneout_T February 15, 2017