Moist Dream

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.

I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

your moist

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.

Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.

by Manlyk M December 19, 2016

moist vagina

a great song by nirvana

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana

by daniel d December 28, 2005

Moisthead

One who's head is quite moist,Having a soft brain full of moisture,Being slow mentally,Being unintelligent.

Way to glue your hand to your arm moisthead.
Even a moisthead like you would of known to not stick your finger in your nose while using super glue.

by Ogdemigod April 13, 2009

moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013

Moist

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017

moistie

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

by toddler November 9, 2004