Moofa

A word describing anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Usually used to describe the action of masturbation (v). Also commonly used as a replacement for the word "penis", and an enemy in the video game, Call of Duty 4.

Also used for someone's name if you can't remember it.

1. I moofaed last night. It was epic.

2. My Moofa is almost 3 inches long. Hopefully it's long enough to pop Eliza's cherry.

3. That fucking Moofa is using Juggernaut and Last Stand. What a faggot.

4. "Yo D-Rec, whoos dat fine Moofa in da cheerleading outfit" -Gangsta 1
"I dont know blud. Probly becky or something"

by G-Head June 1, 2009

Mookanightus

The next level up from being a mook. Some would call one who is a "mookanightus" the king of all mooks. Ussually drinks shitty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even shittier car (such as a 1980's model purple/ moave honda civic. Tends to work at Lucy's Chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. Main goal in life is to procreate, get shitted, and spread stds. Also see STD-K

Person A: Dude that kid Kyle DK is such a mook, I cant believe he drinks that shit and lures girls into his civic with it.

Person B: Nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. He has entered the level of MOOKANIGHTUS.

Person A: Shit dude, I didn't realize. I better go hide my younger sister.

by Leeeeeeroy JEEEEEHHNKINS March 8, 2011

moofa

A moofa is a person who is unsightly and very disturbing to look at. When you see someone who has this sort of description, the word moofa will magically pop into yor head.

Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofa!!"

by Abeer March 14, 2005

moogan

A combination of dork and weirdo; Someone who is generally uncomfortable to be around and is socially awkward.

That kid is a moogan, he just stood in the corner creepin on girls at the party

by Heyzues Christos August 25, 2011

moofah

A word to describe randomness. It is frequently used to break long silences in conversation, when neither participants have anything to say.

"So..."
"..."
"..."
"...moofah?"

by pandamonium! October 18, 2008

Mompage

A combination of the word mom and rampage, used to describe a furious mom with whom one can't solve issues or even talk until she is calmed down.

friend nr1: isn't mark coming today?
friend nr2: no, his mom went in a mompage because of his grades, he is grounded for life

by couldbe December 18, 2009

Moonacy

An act of craziness committed during the time of the full moon.

Blame it on the full moon....Moonacy caused her to drive her car into the lake!

by dancinginthegrass March 18, 2013