mookie

when you fart and crap your pants

My bro was at walmart and he mookied. His eyez got all wide and i asked him. What did you do mookie And he was all like yes and ran to the bathroom. It was funnier than heck.

by Adriana January 24, 2004

Mookie Lah

An all purpose word often advocated by lunatics of a southeastern origin. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb depending upon the scenario present. Often used in conjunction with other ebonics fancied by those not blessed with coherency or organized thought.

Where is the mookie of the lah? I left it in the mookie lah. Oh, I see it, mookie lah! Yes, mookie lah indeed.

by Matthew Akins March 15, 2004

Mookie

Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.

(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.

by Crazy Kai Sunshine July 2, 2005

Mookie Stamps

The marks left behind when an individual delicately presses one's anus against a surface or another person after passing a bowel movement without wiping.

Tyler: "I am never inviting Grandpa over for dinner again. He left mookie stamps all over my bedroom! And where's the dog?!"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Mookie Bowl

A bowl of cannabis mixed with tobacco only.

Provides an instant head rush followed by the effects of cannabis.

Im bout to smoke myself a mookie bowl.

by mrBojangles420 November 18, 2010

Mookie

A plastic toy that can hold sperm inside

My boyfriend gave me a mookie so we don't have to have sex every night

by SiXuChiC October 17, 2003

Mookie Buddy

A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.

I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.

by sxepooper May 29, 2009