Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
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An almost invisible beast that hides in flood-ways usually in the Pilbara Region of Australia. Known to remove skin, clothing, and sometimes teeth from those who are usually intoxicated individuals looking for short-cuts home from parties or pubs.
"Fuck man - the Gully Monster really caned Mick...... broke his nose, wrist and bent his handlebars".
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Little monsters are more than just fans though, they are the people who have twitter accounts supporting Gaga, have lots of Gaga merch and really love gaga.
They know almost everything about her and most importantly they have heard more than just her big hits, they know all her songs even from before she was famous.
They put their hand up in a claw form when Gaga says "Paws Up". They were born this way!
They also call each other "hooker, whore, bitch, etc" just cause they love each other. They are like a big family rather than just a fan base.
Little monsters are more than just fans though, they are the people who have twitter accounts supporting Gaga, have lots of Gaga merch and really love gaga.
They know almost everything about her and most importantly they have heard more than just her big hits, they know all her songs even from before she was famous.
They put their hand up in a claw form when Gaga says "Paws Up". They were born this way!
They also call each other "hooker, whore, bitch, etc" just cause they love each other. They are like a big family rather than just a fan base.
Gaga: Hey little monsters, i love you!
Little monster: OMG GAGA lwjhervl i love you!! ukhfkvwerv *cries & faints*
Little monster: OMG GAGA lwjhervl i love you!! ukhfkvwerv *cries & faints*
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Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
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