Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

mensterbating

It's when a women masterbates while menstruating.

"What's her problem, is she just weird, or is she mensterbating."

by Dr Delta SP. Oz October 26, 2013

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

Monstercat

A company called Monstercat Media who creates music, mostly dubstep

Hey! Have you heard Monstercat's new song?

by MCWizz February 23, 2012