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Moneyball

A book written by Billy Beane, er, Michael Lewis about the 2002 Oakland A's and their quest to reach the playoffs. It discounts some baseball fallacies (i.e. a player can be judged by physical talent alone) and explores the methods of rating players. Thus, teams with little money (such as the A's) can find out who the best available players are and acquire them.
Moneyball describes the importance of statistics such as On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
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monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks
Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?
by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002
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Mr. Moneybags

A nickname used to describe a "friend" who is in possession of a lot of money, in which you only hangout with them to barrow money if you're a couple of dollars short.
Jack:"Hey Bill."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Hey Jack, whats up?"
Jack:"Oh I just got fired and I gotta pay my rent today."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"That sucks."
Jack:"Yeah, hey you think you could spot me some cash to pay it?"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Sure. Anything for a friend."
Jack:"Thanks, bye!"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"No problem, bye."

Later
Jeff:"Hey Jack, what where you talk to that loser Bill for?"
Jack:"Oh I just had to talk to Mr. Moneybags."
by Zakap24 February 13, 2009
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MonkeyBox

a four piece original band from Adelaide playing light acoustic rock. With catchy hooks, harmonious melodies and influences such as Nickelback, Live, Powderfinger, Jeff Buckley, John Mayer and from their own life experiences.

The band consists of Brett (Bloke) (Lead Vocals / Rhythm Guitar), Grant (Lead Guitar/Back up Vocals), Matt Ragless (Bass) , Animal (Drums) as well as Trudie, our manager.
MonkeyBox Maxi Out of the Cold Bare Barefoot
by www.monkeybox.com.au May 27, 2009
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moneybags

A man know for his legendary genitals. A moneybag must have a minimum penis size of 12 inches (flaccid) and a penis head the size of his own fist when erect. Although not a necessary trait, a moneybags is often known to ejaculate twenty dollar bills. A moneybags may only be called so by others when they deem him worthy of such a grand title.
I can't show you a picture of my penis because it will change your life forever. Nothing will ever live up to it.
Damn dude! You must be moneybags!
by semperfudgehd July 25, 2011
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Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.
Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"
by Two tone cock June 21, 2009
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monkeybrain

1) The act of showing ones testicles to someone for amusement not sexual gratitude

2) When you squueze your foreskin tightly knotting up your balls
Im gonna Monkeybrain your sister while shes sleeping
by michael lowe May 25, 2007
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