Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

Mofed

when Mo fucks up in only a way that Mo can fuck up

Shivani: Why are you mad at Mo?
Josie: He crashed the motorcycle in thailand and had to pay for it
Shivani: Oh he really mofed up this time

Josie: I'm so mad

Shivani: What's wrong?
Josie: Look at these screen shots
Shivani: Oh wow he really mofed up this time
Josie **heavily sighs**

by sofaritsak February 8, 2019

maffed out

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes

Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin

by Penis19990 April 2, 2019

Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

Muffed

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets

by Brad69420 October 8, 2019

miffed

Instagram user @ozayziee

Two years ago, Ozzie got his skull caved in, damaging his frontal miffular lobe. He was miffed for two years until his brain healed fully.

by tachanqua February 25, 2020

Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face

Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.

by anonymous January 21, 2021