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Modern Communist

People who only respect people who have the same opinion as them.

They find everyone who has different opinion than them very rude.

They don't believe in freedom of word.

If you say or write something they disagree with, they are most likely to fight you.
They really dislike hearing things they disagree with.

These people are often American teenagers (mostly female) who didn't experience communism in their country.

Modern communists are called like that because when there was communism in Slavic countries, people weren't able to express their opinions and when they said something communists didn't like, they made sure that they badly regretted it.

Example of conversation:
Person: *uses constructive critism or says/writes any unpopular opinion or something that modern communist disagrees with*
Modern communist : DIDN'T YOUR MOM TEACH YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!?
Or:
Modern communist: OMG, SHUT UP, IT'S 2020!

Or:
Modern communist: OMG WHO ASKED?
If any person tells you to be quiet because of your opinions, then they are a modern communists.
Example:
Did Charles just tell you that you should shut up because it's 2020 and your opinions aren't cool enough in his opinion?

Then Charlie is a modern communist.
by smallhuman July 3, 2020
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ModernSoldier

Certified eshay and giga chad. His charisma is so powerful it makes all women's panties drop in a 5 metre radius when he looks at them.
I would love to be like ModernSoldier one day.
by DoomViles May 6, 2021
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method of modern love

Classic song by 'rock n soul' duo Hall and Oats. It was featured on their 1984 album 'Big Bam Boom' and was released the following year as a single and video, which got a lot of airplay on MTV and The Box.

Rapper Method Man sampled the spelled-out version of this song's chorus on his 1993 song that shares his name, featured on the Wu Tang Clan's classic album Enter the 36 Chambers
A nice text message or email to your hubby is a 'method of modern love'.
by Lamarrw3 April 21, 2008
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Modern Smorefare 2

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.
James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!
by redmetal777 April 29, 2010
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Gamefaqs Moderator

A species that carries two varieties:

Variety 1-A sincerely respectable and competent person who enforces reasonable rules and gives fair punishments. Unfortunately, is a incredibly rare breed.

Variety 2-A cranky person who takes things too seriously, mods people for saying things they don't like or agree with (regardless of the rules), and will instinctively play the rule lawyer game when called out on it. Will also frequently single out sole examples of the perceived rule breaking while blowing off other posters doing equal or worse.
A Variety 2 Gamefaqs Moderator in action:

"Topic deleted by mod due to being off topic"

Poster-But my topic involved various characters from the game and discussed them. And there are a crapload of topics that are just as much off topic such as crappy VS threads and yapping about your retarded fetishes threads.

Mod-Don't care. Don't like your thread. I like reading posters go on about how Sonic's furry power beats Mario, repeat unfunny memes, and go on about what underage cartoon characters they'd like to bone.

Poster-Fag.
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And here's another example:

Poster-"Posts his opinion on something that others don't agree with"

Mod-"Deletes post for trolling"

Poster-The Hell? I didn't post that to annoy other users or incite some flamewar. I was just posting my opinion.
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And another example:

Poster: "Posts in topic that's now about a game where a black guy goes around killing white people by asking if the game will have fried chicken"

Mod: "Uses mod powers for some reason even though the post wasn't any more offensive than others in the topic that weren't modded whatsover."

Poster:''Is suspended, and doesn't get the chance to contest the moderation"
by Zarkos April 18, 2010
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modern music

Shit, crap, feces, defication, shat,
"Hey Mtv just got a lot more Shit on the countdown"
"hey dude can I use your bathroom, Ive got some serious modern music buildup"
by Ben Spencer July 11, 2006
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Modern Femenist

Someone who claims to strive for equality of the sexes, but is actually trying to institute inequality with Women over Men. Some are delusional, others are manipulative and power-hungry. All are paranoid.
Did you see Anita Sarkeesian yesterday? Total Modern Femenist.
by FDrybob January 25, 2016
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