Maxwell

A person with a HUGE penis, like, absolutely SCHLONGIN COCK, just, fucking 20 inch long, 10 inch girth, horse-sized dick.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Maxwell's cock? That thing's huge!
Person 2: I wasn't sure if that was a human penis or a donkey penis at first...

by Schlongerbonger May 23, 2021

Maxwell

Maxwell is the type of person to fucking ruin your life like no joke he will destroy you. He is known to be extremely flirtatious and make a lot of misteaks but people still give him second chances.

Girl: why are u sad
Other girl: Maxwell

by maxtheboss November 29, 2018

Maxwell

Most likely a ugly boy with ugly hair and looks like a gay kid

Liam- Oh look it’s a Maxwell

Maxwell- can I have the sucky sucky

Bryan- *kills the max*
Maxwell-*dead but still tried sucking pee pee*

by The mr peepee sucky man March 14, 2018

Maxwell

Man with very large penis and crazy at times but is very down to earth once you get to know him.

Maxwell pleases everyone every way

by oof.roblox December 19, 2017

Maxwell demon

Maxwell demon is the alter ego of singer Brian slade from the movie velvet goldmine played by the incredibly talented and super hot actor Jonathan rhys meyers.

Interviewer: so who is "Maxwell demon"?

Brian slade: hes my alter ego every time I go onstage.

Interviewer : is he bi too? Hahahahaha

Brian slade : *puts up middle finger*

Interviewer: (silence)

by Joshlerconfirmed July 19, 2016

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Maxwell boy

A Maxwell boy is an individual who has been or is being victimised by the big boys.

Aww yah, hes a geet maxwell boy him like

by BigBoysForever May 11, 2022