Mitro

A synonym to mole rat, this ukrainian born and bombed zr player prides himself in being the most dedicated to .growing his servers, he wants to control every last bit/

YO DID U HEAR?? GREEN TEEM RAIDED Mitro's EVENTS??

by elusefan November 25, 2022

business mistress

When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.

Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.

Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.

by Kimmay February 11, 2013

jaymin mistry

Jaymin Mistry - (V)

Jaymin Mistry is the name of a cute guy who is funny, loving, delicate, and sensitive at the same time. Great at certain things like running, and school work,...yet terrible at other things like SENDING TEXT MESSAGES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. Also, he is never free because he is always at robotics.

Look at Jaymin Mistry over there, he is sooooooo hot, like he is definitely daddy material, but too bad he's never free. He's probably going to robotics right now.

by Jminer69er February 25, 2017

legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

kosovska mitrovica

a very shit city in kosovo which has the size 316km², its in north kosovo and in sfrj it had the name titova mitrovica and now its all a shithole except for bošnjačka mahala and based on tests the place in kosovska mitrovica 'shapol' has the most hungarian dick suckers

wow kosovska mitrovica is so shit, except for bošnjačka mahala thats good

by not u_lt March 28, 2023

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

Meta-Morph Mistress

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

by satireV June 15, 2012