Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 14, 2020

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024

Snow Missles

when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.

woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?

man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!

by jgatsby01 February 9, 2010

faggot missle

A cum guzzler that shoots in men's asshole

Damn he just threw a faggot missle

by Mothafuckka October 2, 2017

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Stinger Missle

the very end of a blunt or joint that typically burns your finger tips.

Yo dude this is a fuckin’ stinger missle
You wanna hit this stinker missle?
The blunt is out, you wanna roach the stinger missle?

by GuysInBears October 25, 2025