Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

slap your monkey

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

by meat_beater February 27, 2015

freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 10, 2019

Monkey Sandbagger

An idiot that steals power-up's, mispronounces or misreads words in the game "Taboo", and doesn't want your ten cents a day. High five.

Anand, you're a monkey sandbagger.

by highfiveBK January 29, 2009

Mickey

When you do something that was undeserving of any praise, but you still got a desirable outcome. Whether it be by luck or at another’s misfortune. (“Mickey” is usually used when playing a competitive game with others)

Mickey Mouse = Friendly, which is something you don’t want to be seen as when competing against someone

Getting a star from a hidden block in Mario Party would be a “mickey” star since it was luck that it appeared.

Getting a “god hand” in Mario Kart

by blackboygotgame July 22, 2022

Monkey Revolution

When Monkeys eventually become as smart as/smarter than humans through evolution or gene altering drugs and attempt to take over the world.

Bill: The Monkey Revolution is happening right now.
Jack: Crap.

by D.H.M. July 12, 2011

muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007