jo milnty

another form of saying, "jo, momma" insted you substitute momma for milnty

joe said, "jo momma" but, hector countered with, "jo milnty!!"

by AmAzInG dUdE December 12, 2008

filet minot

A North Dakota speciality of thickly sliced squirrel loin wrapped in bacon and is considerably tastier than anything from France.

Bob was surprised the snooty French restaurant served a tasty filet minot, a delacacy only found in North Dakota.

by TXAZ May 23, 2018

No Minotaur Suliminals

Is "Mark are people shot and they mourn" backmasked, subliminal message,
Must be subconscious talking about vacinne,
Was gonnah say subliminal but voice messed it up to be suliminal,
Same thing happened with,
Another saying, "I can't under stand flim half the time

No Minotaur suliminals someone's gottah want to be something besides a basic human

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Chillin' with the Minotaur

To get the perfect amount of high. As you get high, you enter into a labyrinth. The higher you get, the farther into the labyrinth you go. And when everything starts to feel just right: smells and sounds and tastes and touches are so sublimely enhanced, you are chillin' with the minotaur.

California weed is guaranteed to have you chillin' with the Minotaur.

by miaumixxxr July 15, 2017

Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.

1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"

by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023