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Melbourne Grammar

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Melbourne Bitter

More commonally known as aged camel urine
Chris: Hey there dyl what are you drinking
DB#47: Melbourne Bitter
Chris: *wipes mouth clean after vomiting* You dirty cunt.
by Chris O'Connell March 27, 2009
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Millburn High

nHallways filled left to right with JAPs (jewish american princesses) with tightest asses, the biggest noses, and flattest abs who back it up with ample privelege from Daddy. Drinking with lawyers, executives, doctors, and the occasional judge is quite the norm. The question is not how much the item is, its how many you have purchase. Children of connected privelege; where SAT's dont matter and educations are given away through connections like invitations.

The people who commute out of this town all have hooked up jobs. The people who commute into our town do our laundry and clean our houses.
Millburn High is so ill

Smoking blunts in the teachers bathroom, where the VP takes his shits.
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Melbourne

A city who thinks it's self above and beyond the rest of Australia.

A city so in love with its own rank smell that it needs to inform non victorians how great it is at every opportunity.
A city where people are either depressed or just insecure.

A town where aggression is the norm due to the high amount of grey dull days.

A city which is in denial about its jealousy of Sydney - take for example the history of the city. For decades the city was an architectural master piece, with grand victorian buildings and coffee palaces to rival paris. Melbourne people couldnt handle this and wanted to be like Sydney - so they knocked down all the was grand and replaced it with Sydneyesque planning. Dalring Habour>Southgate - King St Wharf and the development of Pyrmont>an empty and embarrassed cold docklands and the list goes on.
Melbourne people ALWAYS claim to not care about Sydney yet as soon as the word is mentioned they go on a 10 minute tirade about all that is wrong with Sydney.

The art is not unique and most of it comes from people who have moved to the city from various interstate cities. Melbourne also has claims to the greatest sport in the world Australian Rules. The odd thing about this claim is that the code is not even watched or cared about anywhere north of the Australia.
Sydney Person: wow Melbourne is great and charming - except for the weather..
Melbourne Person: How typical of you stuck up Sydney people always thinking your city is the best when all it is, is a sewer or a backwater filled with people who's only interest is money and house prices. You don't even follow the best game in the world and that's so typically sydney. So what if the habour bridge and opera house are revered internationally..that's all Sydney has going for it..unlike in Melbourne where we have lanes and coffee.
Sydney person: woah settle down i was praising the city!
Melbourne: heh we dont really care about Sydney its always the sydneysiders who start this silly debate
Sydney: woah amazing..
by Pedro1975 September 1, 2009
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Millburn Middle School

there are two sides to this middle school. for one, the popular kids. they are all jewish, white, and have daddys money. they are entitled, toxic, and i do not recommend ever becoming friends with one of them. even if one of them seems nice, they will tell their whole friend group and will tell the whole school. the girls wear tight lulu lemon leggings that show off their nonexistent ass. the boys wear basketball shorts, or sweatpants. both gender groups wear nothing but bat/bar-mitzvah sweatshirts. the boys think they are from the getto because they listen to the same 5 rappers on repeat and say offensive slurs. they are all very stupid and buy their way to A’s. just in summary, they are spoiled, toxic, entitled, rude, and gross. then there are the non-popular kids. these kids are the kids you want to be around. you most likely will find a friend here. they are mostly very true and loyal. but watch out for the gays/emos. they are all super nice and fun but you kinda do have to watch what you say around them or else they will drop you faster than you can think no apology’s accepted. they will and are very good friends though. in this school though, be carful of who you trust. your information will be spread faster than a California wild fire if you tell the wrong person. . if you go to this school please be careful. people body shame, slut shame, are homophobic, racist, abilist, etc. when i used to go here my mental health dropped so low it was insane.
wait what is the middle school full of white spoiled entitled trash again…?
oh thats just millburn middle school
by jekdkakdhsjbd February 10, 2022
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North Melbourne

This AFL team is 💩. They try to get good players but the good players are 💩. They would probably lose to 5 year old tennis players.
by 4202169 June 3, 2021
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Melbourne Sydndrome

The term given to the feelings of inadequacy found in any member of a small town or second rate city primarily identified by their unfounded hatred and jealousy of the larger more prosperous neighbouring city which is further compounded by the larger cities lack of interest in them.

This severe form of jealousy is primarily caused by the smaller city not having a stock exchange in their own town and causes them to “hate” the city that does.

E.g. Residents of Melbourne are envious of and therefore hate Sydney for its Prosperity, Natural Harbour, Major sporting events and concerts, Concentration of large corporate Head Quarters, Restaurants, The ability to great coffee anywhere as well as the ability of motorists to drive along a road without driving into pedestrians.

Their feelings of inadequacy are further amplified by Sydney not giving a crap about Melbourne.

Ask a Melbournite (especially if you ask a first Semester Uni Student who’s just completed their first Women’s Studies subject and has joined the Socialist Alliance or is a member of GetUp and voted for the Greens) what they think of Sydney and you will hear nothing but a tirade of abuse.

Ask a Sydney resident about Melbourne and they will say “Yeah, heard it’s nice there but I’ve never been” or “went there on business and had to laugh, they see three cars lined up at a red light and complain about the traffic”
Ask any male waiter with a beard or one of the "I enjoy dressing like a whole" bar wenches what a “pot” is when trying to order a drink and you will automatically be assumed to be a resident of Sydney and receive nothing but attitude.... Welcome to the "Melbourne Sydndrome"

This is also commonly known as the Melbourne Complex or the Vancouver Syndrome for their similarly unfounded hatred of Toronto.
by Bob (aka The Builder) August 20, 2011
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