Minger

A minger meaning 5/10

"You just a kissed a minger man"

by Brado_ March 19, 2016

Mingers pringers

Believed to be derived from ancient Scots, it originally implied that a Pringles was unfit for human consumption.

However in the modern tongue, mingers pringers may be used to answer a question on the suitability of an object. Mingers pringers may also be used in whatever way the user requires, and should always answer that it is Aberdonian slang if questioned.

Proper pronunciation is agreed as something similar to mungers pring-ers.

Oi Nub! Chav us a mingers pringers!

by Mingers Pringers king April 22, 2018

Miige

Somekind of muscular goblin living in the darkest of places. Can only be encountered in the northern hemisphere. Only known habits are that it drinks tapwater or beer.

Nice biceps, almost Miige-like.

by Clocktimeguy January 17, 2019

Migger

Another word to call or greet your close / best friends

“What’s up my migger!”

by NoobyNS March 29, 2023

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Yung midgeridoo

You better hide your lotion and (if you have any definitely not harry) dicks because Yung midgeridoo Is comping to sic your dic.

Man I’ve been on the lookout for yung midgeridoo I’ve been earring sucking noises at night.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

minger

A mix of a ginger and mangohead. The ending result,minger, is very unattractive. People usually do not accept them because of their looks.

Minger, make some friends.

by Gussy Foreman March 2, 2008