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Three blind mice day

On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.
It's three blind mice day! Say whaaaaat!?
by Alpha-Sion November 6, 2016
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Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
by jbarryd June 25, 2012
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An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?

Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009
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You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.
Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.
by MasterJ5000 September 18, 2020
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mice

Mice means wack or bad; generally used as an insult

Can also be a greeting
"That guys jumpshot is so mice 😂". ¹
"Yo wsp mice." ²
by wbev December 4, 2023
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killing white mice

Inserting a tampon and the string looks like a mouses tail hanging out of her vagina.
omg, my girlfriend is such moody bitch right now, she must be killing white mice.
by Ron Damint June 26, 2017
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Sack of Wet Mice

I met this new chick last night. She’s pretty, but dumber than a sack of wet mice.
by Fore Right June 4, 2021
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