Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Michaelogical Warfare

Michaelogical Warfare is when Mike Tyson says worrisome things to his opponents to weaken them before matches.

Mike Tyson was spotted using Michaelogical Warfare on his opponent before last night's fight, he was found crying for his opponent and when asked why he responded "Your daughterthz gonna mithz you ztho much"

by Amngusss February 20, 2024

MichaelTheMicrowave

A YouTuber who made over 1000 shorts about a talking moai named STONEMAN

Guy1: Hey dude did you see the latest “MichaelTheMicrowave” Short?
Guy2:Yeah bro! STONEMAN was so funny!!!!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Michaeling

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.

“How did you get Jeff’s social security number “

“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”

by Creative2345 May 27, 2024

michaelmania

Michaelmania, lots of stuff including Michael Jackson or someone crazy about him

Michaelmania was big in the 80’s and sooo much stuff was made of him

by Person name December 20, 2024

michaeltbh

The coolest Minecraft player you've ever seen, with the most amazing skills, builds, and hair.

Person 1: Hey, have you followed michaeltbh on Twitter?

Person 2: No, who's that

Person 1: I am going to find you, and destroy you.

by xX_d3stroy3r_Xx September 18, 2025