meal disappointment

The extreme emotional let-down experienced when one has high expectations for a meal, and the meal turns out to be bad.

Sally: What's wrong?

Susie: I got a bad case of meal disappointment. I worked through lunch, and was starving after work so I stopped for Chinese food on the way home. It smelled so good in the car, but when I took a bite it was too salty. I was hungry so I ate it anyways, but I can't shake the meal disappointment.

Sally: That sucks.

by L-Dub Elie March 17, 2009

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Achilles Meal

A food you can't refuse. Usually served to either pave the way for a huge favor, or to soften the impact of potentially devastating news.

"Dude, she hit me in my Achilles Meal: bacon-wrapped filet. I had no choice but to give her my wallet."

or

"Once I saw we were having homemade ribs, I knew she must've killed the car. My Achilles Meal had struck again."

by brainchild September 3, 2005

mealy mouth

Timid and frail of action to the point of being highly irritating. Lacking in action. No back-bone. Passive. Submissive. Perceived as a "sweet" person. A term mostly applied to women (by other women) who will neither engage in straight conversation nor take action.

The character of Melanie (Hamilton) Wilkes in the old movie Gone With The Wind. As Scarlett would say, "That mealy mouth Melanie...."

by BBS June 29, 2006

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

manzo meal

Noun (pronounced Mahn-zo Meal)

1. A really big meal
2. The act of eating a big meal.

1. Dammit, man! That's not A meal... THAT'S A MANZO MEAL!

2. Looks like he's gonna have a manzo meal from KFC again.

by Buzzed Lightbeer July 26, 2008

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006