mess-canned

A variant of "shit canned". It means to be fired.

Andy: "What happened to Joelle this morning?"
Brian: "She got mess-canned.

by Flee Goo August 18, 2006

just messing

Two definitions:

1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;

2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.

1)WUdoon?
Jes messin--U?
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2)I<3U
OMG! Me2U
Haha just messing

by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

P-Messed

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009

floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.

Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.

by James Vanderball August 18, 2006

Butt Mess

A word defining a problem where your butt leaks or seaps profusely.

Shauna has some wicked bad butt mess.

by Jill45 August 5, 2007

zesty mess

Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.

After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.

by EricAndrew October 26, 2008