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Messiah

Rachel Maddow is my Messiah.
Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"

The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"

Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"

The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"
by Fukulator October 16, 2009
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Messiah

A cocky bastard who mains highlander and says he isn’t op but that beard
Hey did you see that poes messiah
by Hont guy December 7, 2018
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The Antifurry Messiah

The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.
by Jeremyberemy April 17, 2023
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Messiah

Tyrone: You Kno Messiah
Tyrese: Yeah he smells like ass
by XxPingBoyxX February 13, 2020
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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
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messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.
The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut
by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018
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messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.
“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”
by SalvyZ June 6, 2019
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