Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

merinthophobia

The fear of getting tied up/restrained

Jane suffered from merinthophobia after her sister left her tied up for three hours in her closet.

by Sarah C. April 9, 2007

Merlin

When you say something is Merlin you are saying it is great, awesome or rad to the max . The definition derives from the world Wizard that doesn't do the awesomeness the justice it deserves.

Last night was totally merlin, it couldn't have been better.

That back double tricky you did was merlin!

That layout for that ad is merlin.

by grassharper July 20, 2009

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

Merlin

A word used to replace the overused words "sick/cool/legit". Based off an idea from some white kid in Palo Alto, CA. Derived from merlin as something magical/cool, and therefor, awesome.

Kid #1: Woody freestyles be hella merlin
Kid #2: True, but I heard Spencer's are merlin as fuck!

by Merlin 650 December 22, 2008