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morning breath

Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.

It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.

Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).

At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.
by malathia February 10, 2006
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my morning jacket

A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.
by Hydroman July 11, 2006
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Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning
Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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Morning Puss

After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.
"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."
by PierceMe September 29, 2011
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Meringuetaned

Verb
Mē rán goo tæng ed

Loosing ones self to debaucherous lengths whereby one becomes obliterated to the space between meringue and orangutan.
‘Yerman was so meringuetaned last night he tried to drive the bus shelter home.’

“I got completely meringuetaned before the wedding, I slurred “Ivu” at her and then puked on the priest.”
by Lord Edward February 20, 2021
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Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy beast will make you commit the CUM he is a lover not a fighter. He is able to make his way out of any situation and can penetrate the strongest of forces. He can entrance anyone with the sex and make you feel like a king he is special in many eyes he is Lucifer Morningstar.
Gabe: I pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on grandma.

Ethan: *fucking dies*
by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019
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A Nancy Drew Morning

When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.
Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?
by Bren in Houston July 2, 2011
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