Sam Merritt

1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. He can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour

2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.

Me : "hey sam"

Sam Merritt: "hey bro"

... later that day...

Me : "hey sam"

Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"

... many ball taps later...

Me: "ouch..."

....

Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"

by imsofuckingconfused June 10, 2010

an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life

boy: mother, I don't like my grades; i think i'll just go and deal drugs. I heard it's a faster way to make money short-handed

father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2012

menditocity

death by decapitation

"Doctor, what did she die of?" " i regret to tell you this .. but it was Menditocity."

by Trista and Jesse June 21, 2008

menithers

A modern equivilant of the word 'smurf' used by the Smurfs. Can be used as praise, an insult, to describe body parts and much much more.

Shiver menithers.
Wassup menithers.
Shut your menither you buzzsquatch.

by mrmenithers July 10, 2009

Merrittive

Tom Merritt's narrative.

When Tom Merritt solves a problem by setting up a narrative to exemplify the solution. He gives a merrittive.

by hotmilkgt March 10, 2011

Manritsh

The type of voice that is both manly and British .

It is often used in well-produced documentaries.

Girl- "wow, we need to find some one with a manritsh voice"
Second girl "totally, the combination sounds great recorded'

by bananagrams1212 March 14, 2011

Manritto

A man sized burrito.

"Dude I just went to Chipotle and ate a massive Manritto.", "Bro I got some mad gas because of that Manritto earlier."

by Man Definer September 21, 2011