McGuired

The ultimate level of intoxication. This happens beyond the blackout stage, and can cause one to do ricidulous, unexplainable things. When McGuired, one often does not wake up in their but, but often on their couch or kitchen floor.

Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: Yeah, but I don't want to drink so much that I get McGuired

McGuired by mcguire4313 October 14, 2008

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Bully Maguire

The most powerful being in the omniverse, and the only one who can beat Shrek and purple shirt Shaggy in full power and breaks a nokia with one punch. Bully Maguire often enjoys pissing his haters (Uguchu's).

UI Shaggy: I'm going to defeat you, stupid Maguire! *punches Bully without a warning*
Bully Maguire: *dodges*
UI Shaggy: *keep punching for 69420 times*
666666 seconds later...
Bully Maguire: That's it, this is kinda annoying! I'm gonna turn your stupid fans into dust! *erase all the UI Shaggy fans from existence*
Shaggy: iMpReSsIvE, yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr! *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: Whatever it is I'm gonna defeat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *boost towards Bully at 123456789 mph*
Bully Maguire: *snaps*
UI Shaggy: ...uuuuuu-- *stops*
Bully Maguire: Look at Shag Junior. Gonna cry?
UI Shaggy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: *dances for eternity*
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AND RESPECT BULLY MAGUIRE YALL.

Bully Maguire by SpongebobHater911 September 22, 2022

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Bully Maguire

The most powerful being in the omniverse. He is the only one who can defeat ultra instinct x super saiyan purple shirt shaggy. He is the leader of a religion called Maguirism. Also, he can killed Goku and Saitama combined

Shaggy: *uSeS 0.00000000.......1 pErCeNt Of HiS pOwEr*
*kills Goku and Saitama* NO ONE CAM DEFEAT ME!!!!
Bully Maguire: *walks toward Shaggy* I'm gonna put some dirt on your eye.
*puts dirt on Shaggy's eyes*
Shaggy: *rages* iMpReSsIvE yOu MaKe Me UsE 0.000000000001% oF mY pOwEr *actually uses 69% of his power*
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Shaggy: *flies towards Bully* You're going to fill the wrath of God Shaggy! *punches Bully*
Bully Maguire: *dodges* Pathetic. *dodges again and again until Shaggy is tired*
*Shaggy is not tired yet*
Bully Maguire: It's time to end that asshole *snaps* See ya, chump.
Shaggy: Noooooooooo *quickly gets erased from existence in nanoseconds*
Bully Maguire: Ur trash bro.
*LOLLL*

Bully Maguire by SpongebobHater911 September 22, 2022

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Finbarr Maguire

A mythical hairy beast-type creature. Musical, likes to blow on his trombone. He wears teeny shorts pulled up very high. His favourite porn site is midgetamputeesex.com

AAAAAAAAAAAA, Finbarr Maguire is chasing me!!!!

Finbarr Maguire by finbarrsfriends October 23, 2010