BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004

fat mccracken

Fat McCracken is a guy who is hilarious and has long hair (of which people say makes him look like a girl) But I don't think so. Yet...he is strangely attractive, lol. Yes yes! Very sexy and very cool.

Fat McCracken has a friend named Fat Stasik.

Fat Stasik finds Fat McCracken quite sexy, lol. :-)

by Amy March 14, 2005

Gus McCracken

A wanna be skater kid with no talent what so-ever, see poseur

Gus McCracken sucks at skating.

by Jimbob Mccoy October 13, 2004

Bert McCracken

One of the worst lead singers in a band besides Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Bert McCracken looks like he smells.I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is the lead singer for one of the worst bands in the world,The Used. The dude is on so much drugs that he can't sit down and be interviewed like a normal person should be.

There is rumors that Bert and Gerard had or are in a relationship. Neither one of them have denyed it.

Some random girl-ISN'T BERT McCRACKEN A SEXY BEAST!!!!!11111

Me-He is about as sexy as a piece of shit.

by SLJ July 28, 2008

McCracken

A Guy who doesn't know how to drive a car, crashes constantly and damages parts on their car

Person 1: "Did you see that Renault Megane crash into that Skoda?"
Person 2: "What a McCracken"

by EOJ20 January 5, 2023

fatass mccracken

Super fatass with a huge ass crack

Whoa check out that plumber. He's a fatass mccracken

by therealretard01 April 25, 2014

Henry McCracken

Probably the nicest person you will ever meet to be honest. If you ever see him you will fall instantly in love.

"Hey is that the hotty named Henry McCracken?"

by Definitely not henry November 19, 2019