stupid mason

dumbest kid alive. so dumb he writes IDK on every question on tests

kid: is that mason up on the roof !?!?
mason: hey guys dare me to jump on you!!!!
kid: NOO
stupid mason: oh i´ll just do it any way YEET!!!!

by Ice boy May 29, 2019

Shirley Manson

the ultimate goddess, supreme queen of rock and roll and lead singer of the alternative band Garbage

All hail Shirley Manson!

by Angelfishey June 3, 2003

mayonegg

a hard-boiled egg covered in mayonnaise

Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?

by Milquetoast January 19, 2006

Mason High School

A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.

Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"

by mynameisbarry October 12, 2011

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.

When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.

by Blargdragon April 22, 2006

Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011