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Maura Syndrome

The feeling you get when time suddenly disappears while your girl-/boy-friend is around.
I got Maura syndrome yesterday, my girlfriend came over and suddenly 4 hours just disappeared
by rob123aber February 11, 2009
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The Maury

The Maury - The act of 50+ men ejaculating into a container such as a bucket, to have a woman stir it using her hands and then precede to masturbate using said hand until conception is achieved. Ten months later all members of the activity are to appear on "The Maury Show" to figure out who is the dad (looser), and who has to pay child support. A.K.A. "Russian Roulette - Family version"
Jim got drunk last night and did The Maury with his sister, wish him luck.
by Dr.Frev October 20, 2010
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Maura

The most wonderful or beautiful girl you have ever seen; one of a kind
I met myself a Maura today

She is definitely a Maura
by Lee February 13, 2004
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Maureen

Maureen's are beautiful, athletic and funny girls who are amazingly easy to talk to and will understand anything you have to say. They can make you laugh no matter what! They super funny with bright personalities and they are always happy. Maureen's have beautiful blue/gray eyes, and silky dirty blonde hair.
by Swinginbaby February 3, 2014
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Mauricio Macri

Alternative name for the Felis silvestris catus, also known as cat.
"- I just adopted a Mauricio Macri.
- I personally prefer dogs. Mauricio Macris are usually disobedient."
by mauriciomacri February 10, 2018
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Dirty Maura

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020
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shawn and maura

A phrase which is likely chanted in the Bridgewater Middle Schools class of 2022. Shawn being the hairy monkey is in desperate need of a mate seeks companionship with the Maura. This chant in his favor made him relevant in the Bridgewater Middleschool
Some may chant at lunch, “shawn and Maura(clap clap clap clap clap).....” and so on
by Jabathemoney July 9, 2018
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