The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

mathing

What you are doing when completing math homework.

"Hey, want a cookie?" No, i'm MATHING!!"

by blaez kat January 30, 2015

Mutting

Sniffing ladies bicycle seats.

Morning Plunger, hot today isn't it. Great mutting weather.

by Mutter Number 1 January 19, 2007

Maxting

Mass Text Messaging

Friend one: Hey, I just received a generic text from you
Friend two: Sorry, I was maxting

by Rhody_Matt August 7, 2009

Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.

Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!

by donteattirestheytastebad May 3, 2011

Wal-Marting

Loitering at Wal-Mart.

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"

by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

Mutting

The act of mutting, or getting mut, is an action best described as when you're fucking her and she turns around to face you and you punch her right in the face.

John: Gave her the mut last night.
Steve: Mate, why the fuck do you keep mutting every girl you know?
John: Dunno, mate, but hey, she took it like a fucking champion and kept on slobbing

by InhumanPotato August 12, 2016