Maxting
Maxting by Rhody_Matt August 7, 2009
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tex-mexting by Dexhart January 13, 2014
mating press
A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
Booze Maxing
Booze Maxing by Jrick21 December 11, 2021
San Quentin mating call
In a jail holding cell:
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010
whore-masting
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009
Mating
Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.
Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.
Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.
Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).
Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.
Mating by The Facts matter August 7, 2019