metrosexual

heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the beginning.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.

by fresh meat May 13, 2005

Maros

Its a slavic name, but also means superhero; man with abnormal abilities and big penis. Men called Maros does really have big penises often.

Hey, did you see that? Wow, that man, that's a Maros.

by Mr.Goodliving December 16, 2008

Metrosexual

A young man who has refined tastes in urban art, fashion, cuisine, literature, high culture and generally processes liberal political and social views. Despite common misconceptions metrosexuality can encompass all sexual orientations and doesn't always suggest homosexuality.

1) The character James Bond and actors Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt can be considered metrosexual.

2) Chris:"Why does that man have 10 pairs of shoes?"

John:"It's because he's metrosexual. I've meet him before and he's very good at parties."

by Devil'sAdvocate August 25, 2010

metrosexual

A man who a woman has to fight for the mirror ;-

Is that metrosexual ever going to finish getting ready ?

by juztice June 15, 2004

Matoska

He's real a sussy baka amongus character

He's been actin' like a Matoska

by Xash2k August 2, 2021

metrosexual

A term coined in the mid-90's by British journalist Mark Simpson. He defined it as applying to men regardless of sexual orientation, but he first applied it to David Beckham, apparently as an alternative to “heterosexual”, with which it obviously rhymes. Mark Simpson’s definition starts: “The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis . . .” In current use, it almost always applies to straight guys; but with the inference that their fascination with fashion and appearance matches stereotyped assumptions about gays. Thus, it's something of a third alternative to the hetero-/homosexual dichotomy: an urban straight guy with stereotypical “gay” interests. At first it was a neutral descriptive, and was jumped on by marketing types eager to start selling more overpriced clothes and skin/hair products to notoriously shopping-shy males. But as it evolved in mainstream use, the term gradually picked up a pejorative connotation, much as its close cousin, “yuppie”, did in prior decades; not because of its sexual implications, but rather because of its “snotty, rich young show-off trying too hard” image, and the vague sour-grapes suspicion that such guys get to sleep with hotter and classier women. Although the term has become pejorative, it hasn't stopped the practice. There are still plenty of metrosexuals (and yuppies); they just wouldn't want to be called that.

It has spawned a counter-term: “retrosexual”, presumably a guy whose preferred evening wear is jeans or Dockers, an untucked Bengal-striped dress shirt, white gym socks and Kenneth Cole loafers. There's also a synonym: uber-sexual, which is basically a celebrity willing to flaunt his metrosexuality (e.g., Beckham). The latter word hasn't really caught on.

OK, I may have enough metrosexual in me to drop 400 bucks for a pair of Ferragamos, but I'm damned if I'll start highlighting my hair. That's a line in the metrosexual sand I'm not crossing.

by JerseyJohn May 2, 2006

Meatrosexual

Men who exhibit both "metrosexual" and "meathead" tendencies. These men take pride in their style and looks to an extreme degree, particularly the size of their muscles.

Such attention to physical looks is typically attributed to the female gender, but meatrosexuals overcome this stereotype by pairing their effeminate qualities with muscles.

"The Situation" from TV's The Jersey Shore is a meatrosexual if I ever saw one! When he's not working out, he's probably at the salon getting his hair done.

by Een13 October 4, 2010