manipause

A tendency in men of a certain age to get overly emotional.

Dude, Glenn Beck is going through a wicked bout of manipause. He cries on air all the time.

by fecklessmoron June 8, 2013

matiam

Someone who's name isn't Mariam.

What's her name? Matiam?

by Monalisap November 13, 2014

maxipap

noun.
1.when your dad is being a lil bitch and you know hes probably gay.
2. when your dad needs something to clean his gay ass with.

ex....dude your dad needs a maxipap for all his gay ass period blood.

by daddy issues April 21, 2016

matiland

A beautiful girl with big brown eyes and is very smart. Fun to hang out with. Makes funny jokes.

Can't wait to see Matiland today

by bootyfingers October 17, 2017

Mativated

Mativated - to feel motivated to form a friendship with another person.

A feel mativated to make that person a mate.

by Dicky Knee November 21, 2018

matpat moment

a moment when you, while watching something, have a moment where you’re overcome with yearning to be romantically involved with a celebrity with whom you don’t actually know. often shows itself in complete silence.

“dude when matpat and his wife recreated jim and pam the office kiss that was a total matpat moment”
“word”

by follow truman_black on twitter July 1, 2021

Maripaz

She's just an amazing woman, in just a few days without noticing, you will be totally in love with her. She's so caring and tender that honey would be salty for you. She has the most unbelievable heart you can meet. Sometimes she can be really brave and scary, but it's just a spark that vanishes fast. If you meet a Maripaz, just do whatever you have to and keep her in your life, she's just what the world needs to be more beautiful and a better place. A girl to die for...

"There she goes Maripaz, how beautiful she is"

by El Rey Leon RD November 23, 2021