maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

Matija Horvat

It is phrase for a male person that lacks testosteron

That guy is Matija Horvat

by Ryuu.is.here January 17, 2019

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R

"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse

by Arson134 July 1, 2018

matias

A guy that is Mexican and lives in an apartment with a labrador that's named Raymond, and he's a lady's man.

OH GOD MATIAS, your dog is cute.

by Brandon Caldwell April 13, 2018

Matias

1.A Dumb Person who has no sense of self and follows what the other crowd does and goes to Pinewood High School; He agrees based on what others agree on, like this Matias:"hey i went to the mall it was cool" Other Person:"i don't go to the mall its dumb" Matias:"yea it is dumb i didn't go because its dumb"

Matias: "Hey When is chess club meeting? today? I want play so bad"

Other Guy: "chess club is for losers"

Matias: "psh I know huh I hate chess club (even though i go to every meeting)"

by Neszbit May 5, 2009

Matias

Someone who gets bad grades and is bad at all most everything, he’s been friend zoned before and thinks about himself as a idiot sometimes, people have fun with him and say he’s funny but he thinks his jokes aren’t good

Matias is so funny, but his really has to start think more nicely about himself

by Matias is a weird name February 17, 2019