Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.

Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011

maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician

Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.

by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

Maths

M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-high school
S-students

What maths was really made for

by Yeah braaaaa May 16, 2016

mathylda

She is absolutely stunning. She is a nice person and is very clever even though she doesn't believe it. She is very emotional for her feelings.

She is very strong even when someone trying to make her sad and also very patient.

She is so easy to fall in love with. She's always think that she is not good enough. She is a lovely woman. She is short, but have a very perfect body.

#mathylda #girl #life #feelings #short

" do u know her (mathylda)? "
" yeah, she is a nice person "

by Mathylda January 14, 2018